Tommy's Journal.
6/9/69
As I snorted my boogers and wiped the slimey gooey shit from my rigid asscrack, then I applied my crab ointment therefore, my crabs have grown teeth and hav begun to bite my ball scabs. And for about a month now they have swam around in my forest of my pubes, in which have anal warts on them. Then on, picked at my butt crack, because the shit had dried and made a well tasting like cracker made of dried shit. When I would jack off my penis, I would get hungry and then eat the dried shit chips from my ass-crack and continued to whack off my penis.